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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Just shared via Instagram:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Trending via Telegram:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Just shared via Facebook:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Making waves on Facebook:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Breaking via Discord:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Making waves on X:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Going bananas on Threads:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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95 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

21 shares on X this month:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Going viral on Telegram:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Just landed via Discord:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on Threads:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Trending via WeChat:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Going viral on YouTube:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Just landed via Telegram:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Going viral on Twitch:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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