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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Just shared via Reddit:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Just landed via Slack:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Making waves on Telegram:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Trending via Instagram:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Spotted on X:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Reported on Snapchat:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Reported on Messenger:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Reported on WhatsApp:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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