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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Spotted on Pinterest:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Seen just now on Slack:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Trending via Discord:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Trending via Pinterest:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Just shared via Facebook:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Spotted on Messenger:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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