Funny emerge quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

  Commentary:
  "Why question the wonders of hot showers when they turn you into a magnificent ruby gem? 💎💦 Clearly, it’s nature’s way of giving you that radiant glow without the need for expensive facials! Keep shining bright, you beautiful gem! ✨🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the coast is clear! We made it through Y2K unscathed 😅🎉 Time to dust off those emergency supplies and rejoin civilization! #SurvivedY2K"

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