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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Trending via Slack:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Just shared via Instagram:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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57 shares on Slack this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

21 shares on TikTok this month:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

May the algorithms be with you.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Trending via Slack:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Spotted on Threads:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Just landed via Messenger:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Breaking via YouTube:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Making waves on Reddit:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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