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  • Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    Commentary:
    “Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don’t get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫”

  • I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

    Commentary:
    🤣 Oh, the innocence of thinking high school was stress-inducing! Little did we know adulting would be a whole new level of chaos and confusion. Remember when the highlight of our day was worrying about passing a math test? Those were the good ol’ days of blissful ignorance! 😅 #AdultingIsHard #StressLevel1000

  • Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

    Commentary:
    “Clubbing is like avocados – some people can’t get enough, while others are just waiting to be guac-free! 🥑🕺 #PhaseOfTheNight”

  • It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

    Commentary:
    “Got a wacky problem? Reddit has you covered! 🙌 Whether it’s tips on taming a yeti in the backyard or surviving a dance-off with your cat, the Reddit community always delivers! 😂🦄 #RedditToTheRescue”

  • Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

    Commentary:
    “Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It’s like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you’re the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss”

  • When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

    Commentary:
    “Listening to people’s life stories is like watching a boring movie when you’ve got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown”

  • Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

    Commentary:
    Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?”
    Me: “That I need a new job.”

    🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

  • The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal”

  • The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

    Commentary:
    Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷‍♂️🎧 “Hey, did you say something?” Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting “What?!” at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators

  • You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the Midwest – where our snow driving skills are on par with our donut-making abilities 🍩❄️ Just a quick spin, a graceful recovery, and we’re back to our day like pros! Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a winter circus? 🤹‍♂️ #MidwestPride”

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