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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Apr 1, 2026

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Apr 1, 2026

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Apr 1, 2026

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Apr 1, 2026

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Apr 1, 2026

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Apr 1, 2026

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Apr 1, 2026

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Mar 31, 2026

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Mar 31, 2026

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Mar 31, 2026

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Mar 31, 2026

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Mar 31, 2026

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Mar 31, 2026

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Mar 31, 2026

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Mar 31, 2026

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Mar 30, 2026

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Mar 30, 2026

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Mar 30, 2026

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Mar 30, 2026

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Mar 30, 2026

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Mar 30, 2026

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Mar 30, 2026

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Mar 30, 2026

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Mar 30, 2026

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Mar 30, 2026

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Mar 30, 2026

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Mar 29, 2026

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Mar 29, 2026

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Mar 29, 2026

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Mar 29, 2026

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Mar 29, 2026

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Mar 29, 2026

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Mar 29, 2026

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Mar 29, 2026

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Mar 29, 2026

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Mar 29, 2026