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  • I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not ‘climbing-into-the-dryer’ rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm”

  • Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

    Commentary:
    “Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate”

  • If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

    Commentary:
    Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove

  • When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

    Commentary:
    “Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂”

  • If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

    Commentary:
    Oh, that’s a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

  • The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

    Commentary:
    “Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? 🌰🐿️ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? 😆 #BudgetFriendlyEating”

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

    Commentary:
    Sure thing! How about this:

    “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my eternal void? 😂🌌”

    Hope you like it!

  • Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

    Commentary:
    “Perks of dating me: I’ll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon 🥓… or the *steam* to my latte ☕️… or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, I’ll ensure you’re the ‘hot’ topic wherever we go! 😎🔥 #sizzleandswag”

  • Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

    Commentary:
    “Big shoutout to my exclusive fan club, population: 2! 🎉 Just me and my other personality, keeping the friendship strong! 🤝 Who needs a squad when you have a dynamic duo, am I right? 😂 #FriendshipGoals”

  • When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

    Commentary:
    “Warning: Proceed with caution when giving feedback to this individual. A gentle touch is strongly advised, unless you want to risk invoking the ancient art of feedback-fu! 🥋🤼‍♂️💥”

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