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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Breaking via Telegram:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sane is boring.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Spotted on Threads:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Breaking via Discord:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Trending via Twitch:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Just shared via Twitch:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Breaking via Messenger:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

82 shares on Threads this month:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

9 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,319

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Trending via Instagram:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Making waves on Instagram:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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