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  • It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

    Commentary:
    “That’s nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it’s time for some ice cream!” 🍦💨

  • I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

    Commentary:
    “Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad”

  • Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

    Commentary:
    “Some days you’re strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you’re just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life’s symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️.”

  • I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband’s ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

  • I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It’s like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems”

  • When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

    Commentary:
    “Me when someone else’s drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I’ll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama”

  • Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘nod and chew.’ *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!”

  • You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

    Commentary:
    “Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles”

  • Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she’ll just respond with ‘I’m a survivor, I’m not gon’ give up’ 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain”

  • Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the mighty comma – the unsung hero of punctuation, master of timing ⏱️, the pause button of written language! Bravo, dear comma, for your subtle yet powerful influence on the flow of words! 😉👏 #CommaMagic

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