11 Funny fan quotes

I'm pretty sure my husband's favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

I'm a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan!

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You think you're raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team's arch rival.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025