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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Just landed via Facebook:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Shared recently on Threads:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Live now on Pinterest:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Just landed via Instagram:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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71 shares on Reddit this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

73 shares on Reddit this month:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

52 shares on Threads this month:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

94 shares on Slack this month:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’m running out of people I like.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Breaking via YouTube:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Just landed via Slack:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Just landed via WeChat:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Shared recently on Slack:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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