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12 Funny fan quotes

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

5 days ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

2 months ago

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

3 months ago

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

3 months ago

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

3 months ago

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

3 months ago

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

3 months ago

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

3 months ago

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

3 months ago

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

3 months ago

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

3 months ago