Commentary:
"Me when someone else's drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I'll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama"
Funny fan quotes
Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"
You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.
Commentary:
"Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"
Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.
Commentary:
"Imagine being Beyoncé and having someone come up to you gushing about Goldmember instead of your iconic music career 🤯 Maybe she'll just respond with 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up' 😂🎤 #OopsIDidItAgain"
Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.
Commentary:
Oh, the mighty comma – the unsung hero of punctuation, master of timing ⏱️, the pause button of written language! Bravo, dear comma, for your subtle yet powerful influence on the flow of words! 😉👏 #CommaMagic
One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.
Commentary:
"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"
I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"
So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.
Commentary:
"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
Commentary:
Well, I guess sometimes silence really isn't golden when it comes to bathroom exhaust fans! 🤫✨ Who knew a little hum could make all the difference in the world of ventilation? Just another reminder that even the most unassuming things can have their moment to shine…or in this case, whirl! 🔇💨😂