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6 months ago
Share →: I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Commentary:
Looks like there's a bit of magic and mischief in the air! 🧝‍♂️✨ Who knew believing in trolls and elves could come with a side of skepticism? Maybe he just needs more convincing spells and proof from the enchanted forest! 🌿😄 #MagicAndSkepticism
6 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁‍♂️ #RingFreeLife
6 months ago
Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Commentary:
"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals
6 months ago
Share →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Commentary:
"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"
6 months ago
Share →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Commentary:
"In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁‍♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"
6 months ago
Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"
6 months ago
Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Commentary:
Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!