Funny fertilizer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

  Commentary:
  "Jesus turned water into wine 🍷, but I turn food into fertilizer 💩. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch 😅🌱 #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker"

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