Funny flag quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

  Commentary:
  Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs red flags when you can just dazzle everyone with your fun facts instead? 🚩🤓 Let's spice up those warning signs with a little trivia, shall we? 😉 #FactsOverFlags"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

  Commentary:
  "Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"

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