Funny flag quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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