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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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1833 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,995

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14,796

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Reported on Messenger:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Just landed via Slack:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Going viral on Threads:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Just landed via Slack:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Just landed via X:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

69 but we both just farting.

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Funny flag quotes bring a burst of color and laughter to the world of banners and stripes 🎉🚩 Whether you’re a flag fanatic or just love a good chuckle, these witty sayings add flair to any conversation 🌟 From clever puns to cheeky observations, get ready to wave your humor high and proud 😂✨ Let’s dive into the lighter side of vexillology and brighten your day with some flag-tastic fun! 🎈🎊

New funny flag quotes 👇

3 months ago
Share →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Commentary:
Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Commentary:
"Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
"Who needs red flags when you can just dazzle everyone with your fun facts instead? 🚩🤓 Let's spice up those warning signs with a little trivia, shall we? 😉 #FactsOverFlags"
6 months ago
Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Commentary:
"Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Commentary:
"Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Commentary:
"Who needs a red flag when you can command the whole red carpet with sass and style! 💃🏼✨ Strut your stuff, darling, you're the star of the show! 🌟 #RedCarpetReady"
6 months ago
Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Commentary:
"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Freshly posted on Slack:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Making waves on Reddit:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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