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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Making waves on Slack:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Just landed via TikTok:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Breaking via TikTok:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Making waves on Messenger:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Trending via WeChat:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Breaking via YouTube:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Live now on Reddit:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Making waves on Facebook:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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