Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,333

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WeChat:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Spotted on Messenger:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Trending via Threads:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Shared recently on X:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Just shared via TikTok:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Funny flops quotes

Funny flops quotes 😂 are the perfect way to laugh off those epic fails and awkward moments we all experience! Whether it’s a cooking disaster 🍳, a fashion faux pas 👗, or a tech blunder 💻, these witty lines turn flops into fun. Ready to embrace the mess-ups with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that prove failure can be your best comedy moment! 🎉🤣

New funny flops quotes 👇

All funny flops quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

86 shares on Discord this month:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

19 shares on Threads this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,605

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Just shared via TikTok:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Shared recently on Instagram:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Just landed via Threads:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Breaking via Instagram:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴