Funny flu quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! ”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the bird flu – nature’s way of reminding us that birds have some serious party tricks up their feathers! Stay alert, folks – those feathered friends are not to be underestimated! ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like those kids might have to catch ‘Puke-Achu’ in real life instead of in a game Better stock up on some potions and antidotes for that unexpected battle against the stomach flu! #ParentingAdventures

  4 months ago

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