Funny fork quotes

• Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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  1 month ago

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• Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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  2 months ago

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• Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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  2 months ago

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• I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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  2 months ago

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• When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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  5 months ago

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