Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 🍰🍴 It seems like the plastic fork just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of cake – it's like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: "Caution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!" 😂

I've never met a cake I didn't want to fork.

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Commentary:
"Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the electrifying journey to empowerment! ⚡️ Who needs self-help books when you've got DIY electricity, am I right? 🔌 Let's just hope your newfound power doesn't blow a fuse! 💥😂 #ShockingEmpowerment"

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"