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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Making waves on Threads:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Breaking via X:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Breaking via Twitch:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Live now on Snapchat:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Trending via X:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Making waves on Messenger:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Making waves on WeChat:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Making waves on Reddit:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Funny freedom of speech quotes

Funny freedom of speech quotes offer a humorous take on the right to express oneself. 🗣️😄 From witty remarks about speaking one’s mind to playful jabs at the quirks of public commentary, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of free expression. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the freedom to speak up! 😂🎤

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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39 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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Dec 25, 2025

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Going bananas on Slack:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Just shared via Threads:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Live now on Threads:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Making waves on Instagram:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Spotted on Facebook:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Just shared via Instagram:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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