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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Spotted on Telegram:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Spotted on Messenger:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Just shared via WeChat:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Just shared via Instagram:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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81 shares on Slack this month:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going viral on YouTube:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Trending via Telegram:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Going viral on Threads:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Trending via Telegram:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Trending via Telegram:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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