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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Reported on Messenger:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Breaking via WeChat:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Spotted on Twitch:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Reported on Snapchat:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Going viral on TikTok:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Trending via Telegram:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Funny freedom of speech quotes offer a humorous take on the right to express oneself. 🗣️😄 From witty remarks about speaking one’s mind to playful jabs at the quirks of public commentary, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of free expression. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in the freedom to speak up! 😂🎤

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Share →: Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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"Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪"
6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of free speech: where the quirky, zany, and downright bonkers have their moment to shine! 🤪 Letting crazy people talk just means giving them a chance to showcase their unique brand of absurdity. 🤣 Embrace the madness and enjoy the show! 🎭"
6 months ago
Share →: Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Commentary:
"Let's give a round of applause to freedom of speech for unveiling the hidden gems of idiocy 🤪👏 Express yourself, folks! It's the only way we can spot the 'geniuses' in disguise 😉🎤 #SpeakUp"

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Just landed via Slack:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Trending via Instagram:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Just landed via Facebook:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Trending via Twitch:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Making waves on Discord:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Reported on Snapchat:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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