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5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"
5 months ago
Share →: “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Oh, the classic case of present-you leaving a mess for future-you to deal with! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, future-you is probably off somewhere brewing up a master plan for revenge… 🤨💥 Better watch your back! 🤣👀
5 months ago
Share →: Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like 'Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?' 📚👀 Let's hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!"
5 months ago
Share →: I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Commentary:
"Life's just not complete until you find someone who stares at you like Doc stares at a flux capacitor. ⚡️🤯 #RelationshipGoals #BackToTheFuture"
5 months ago
Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Commentary:
🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑
5 months ago
Share →: Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Commentary:
"Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"
5 months ago
Share →: My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Commentary:
"Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡"
5 months ago
Share →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Commentary:
"Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"