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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.