Funny goose quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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