Funny goose quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the majestic goose – known far and wide for its melodious honks and smooth saxophone skills! 🎷🇨🇦 Just imagine a goose soloing on a saxophone, causing chaos and mayhem all around it. It's a unique blend of music and mischief that only our Canadian goose friends can provide! 🦢🎶 #GooseSymphony

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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  "Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles

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