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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Spotted on WeChat:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Just landed via Facebook:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Breaking via Instagram:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Trending via Instagram:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Funny goose quotes

Funny goose quotes 🦢😂 are the perfect way to add a splash of quacky humor to your day! These witty and silly sayings capture the goose’s cheeky personality, making you smile and maybe even honk along. Whether you’re a bird lover or just need a good laugh, these playful gems will brighten your feed and bring some feathered fun to your mood! 🐥🎉

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Share →: Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Commentary:
"Move over, VIPs coming through! 🐦🛣️😂 #GooseGoals #EntitledWaddle"
6 months ago
Share →: The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic goose – known far and wide for its melodious honks and smooth saxophone skills! 🎷🇨🇦 Just imagine a goose soloing on a saxophone, causing chaos and mayhem all around it. It's a unique blend of music and mischief that only our Canadian goose friends can provide! 🦢🎶 #GooseSymphony
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Commentary:
"Bravery is all fun and games until you meet a determined goose on a mission! 🦢😂 #GooseGotMeShook"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Commentary:
Oh dear, sounds like you're not just chilly, you're practically turning into interior decor! ❄️🪵 Next step: blending in with the furniture 😅 #WinterStruggles

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Making waves on Slack:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Making waves on WeChat:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Trending via Instagram:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Shared recently on X:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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