Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Commentary:
"Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony. 😅 Who knew a tiny piece of punctuation could cause so much confusion! It's like a never-ending battle between dash enthusiasts and space aficionados. 🤔 #HyphenOrNoHyphen"

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Commentary:
Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool

Googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window.

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Commentary:
"Oh, the eternal struggle of effect vs affect – a clandestine Google quest for grammatical clarity! 🕵️‍♂️💭 Judging by the incognito window, this grammar dilemma might just be too scandalous for the regular search history! 🕵️‍♀️🔍💻"

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to go back to 'Grammar 101: The Essentials' class 📚🤦‍♂️ Mixing up e.g. and i.e. can lead to some awkward situations, especially in front of the hoes! 🌹😂 #GrammarFail"

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend's sandwich VS Jill ate her friend's colon.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say "punctuation matters!" 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting peopleโ€™s grammar online is still free.

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting peopleโ€™s grammar online is still free.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can correct grammar and feel superior for free online? Take that, high prices! 💸💁‍♂️ #GrammarPolice"

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles

Grammar is important. Itโ€™s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling youโ€™re nuts.

Grammar is important. Itโ€™s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling youโ€™re nuts.

Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"