I'm forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Commentary:
🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Commentary:
"Who knew the devil tried his hand at pet grooming too? 🐱👹 Don't worry, hairless cats, we still think you're purr-fect in your own unique way! 😂 #BadHairDay"