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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Just shared via TikTok:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Just landed via Messenger:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Going viral on YouTube:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just shared via YouTube:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Live now on WeChat:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Making waves on Twitch:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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