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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,394

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Going viral on Telegram:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Spotted on X:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Breaking via TikTok:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Shared recently on Discord:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Trending via Slack:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

87 shares on YouTube this month:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

88 shares on Discord this month:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,307

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Going viral on TikTok:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Just shared via YouTube:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Just shared via WeChat:

Half princess, half menace.

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