American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn't wobble.

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Commentary:
American Feng Shui: when the key to achieving perfect balance and harmony is making sure that barbecue grill is as steady as the American dream 💁‍♂️🍔🌭 #GrillGoals

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"