Funny hottest quotes

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  4 days ago

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• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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  2 months ago

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• The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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  2 months ago

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• Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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  2 months ago

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• The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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  2 months ago

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• Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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  2 months ago

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• The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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  5 months ago

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