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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Live now on Discord:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Just landed via Threads:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Making waves on TikTok:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Spotted on Reddit:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Making waves on Threads:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Going bananas on X:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Going viral on Slack:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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22 shares on Discord this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

41 shares on Discord this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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How is it still this week?

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Freshly posted on X:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Just landed via Reddit:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Making waves on WeChat:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Going viral on TikTok:

69 but we both just farting.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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