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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Going viral on TikTok:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Live now on Facebook:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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85 shares on X this month:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

27 shares on Discord this month:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

41 shares on Reddit this month:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Trending via Telegram:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Breaking via Facebook:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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