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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Trending via Threads:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Spotted on TikTok:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

Making waves on TikTok:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Funny insects quotes

Funny insects quotes 🐝🦋 are the perfect buzz to brighten your day! Whether you’re cracking up over a clever ant pun or chuckling at a cheeky cricket joke, these little critters bring big laughs 🐞😂. Get ready to see bugs in a whole new light and spread some giggles like a butterfly flapping its wings 🦗✨. Dive in for a dose of insect-inspired humor that’s sure to make you smile!

New funny insects quotes 👇

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

1 week ago

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

1 week ago

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

2 weeks ago

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

3 weeks ago

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

3 weeks ago

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54 shares on Twitch this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

77 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Going viral on Telegram:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Just landed via Messenger:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Going bananas on Slack:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Spotted on Reddit:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Going viral on Reddit:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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