I'm really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Commentary:
"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Commentary:
Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama