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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Going viral on Messenger:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Making waves on Discord:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Just shared via TikTok:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Seen just now on Threads:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Just shared via YouTube:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Going bananas on Reddit:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just landed via TikTok:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,861

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Trending via Messenger:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Just landed via Pinterest:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Going viral on X:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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