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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Going viral on Discord:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Trending via Slack:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Going viral on Instagram:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Making waves on Slack:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Going viral on Discord:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Funny insects quotes

Funny insects quotes 🐝🦋 are the perfect buzz to brighten your day! Whether you’re cracking up over a clever ant pun or chuckling at a cheeky cricket joke, these little critters bring big laughs 🐞😂. Get ready to see bugs in a whole new light and spread some giggles like a butterfly flapping its wings 🦗✨. Dive in for a dose of insect-inspired humor that’s sure to make you smile!

New funny insects quotes 👇

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

4 weeks ago

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

4 weeks ago

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Discord this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

83 shares on X this month:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

19 shares on Threads this month:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Making waves on Telegram:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Spotted on WeChat:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Going viral on Reddit:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Just shared via Threads:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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