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5 months ago
Share →: I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Well, if authenticity is the key, then you, my friend, are a shining example of staying true to who you are! 🤖➡️🤪 Embrace that authentic stupidity and let it guide you through life's maze of artificial intelligence! 🧠🚫 #ProudlyDumb
5 months ago
Share →: If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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"Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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"Looks like someone's more of a mild Gouda than a sharp cheddar 🔪🧀 Maybe they just need a bit more time to mature like a fine wine 🍷 #CheesyJokes"
5 months ago
Share →: The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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"Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"
5 months ago
Share →: Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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"Ah, the classic case of being book smart but not street smart! 📚🧠 Who knew that some of life's most important lessons can't be found in a textbook? 🤔 Maybe next time we'll skip the diploma and opt for a crash course in common sense instead! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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"If you want to grab my attention, just remember: Wit and wisdom will get you further than just knocking on the door 🚪💡😂 Keep those brain cells and funny bones engaged! #SmartAndFunny"
5 months ago
Share →: As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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"Ah, intelligence, the mysterious beast that eludes even the insiders! 🤔💡 As an outsider peering in, I'd say it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while wearing mittens – challenging, but oh-so-satisfying when you finally crack the code! 🧠🤓 #IntelligenceFromAnOutsiderPerspective"
5 months ago
Share →: Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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"Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! 🌟🗣️ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth"
5 months ago
Share →: All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Don't worry, my friend! You're safe from the A.I. takeover until they start inventing Artificial Stupidity – I mean, who needs a robot that can mess up as spectacularly as we can? 🤖🧠 Stay confidently imperfect!