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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠
90 Funny intelligence quotes
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
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Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉
Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.
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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Trying to figure out if you're hot off the press or just literarily impressive! 📚😂
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.
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I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.
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🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!
My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.
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Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.
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Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
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Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅