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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Shared recently on Discord:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Just shared via X:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Freshly posted on X:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Live now on YouTube:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Breaking via Reddit:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

20 shares on Discord this month:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

71 shares on Discord this month:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

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Users Online

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Trending via Reddit:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Making waves on TikTok:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Shared recently on Slack:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Trending via Pinterest:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I only drink when I people.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Going viral on Messenger:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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