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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Live now on TikTok:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Spotted on Discord:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Going viral on Instagram:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Making waves on X:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Spotted on Reddit:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Just shared via Threads:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Just shared via Slack:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

41 shares on Threads this month:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

21 shares on X this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,417

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Making waves on Slack:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Spotted on WeChat:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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