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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Just landed via Facebook:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Going viral on Instagram:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Trending via Pinterest:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Funny life transition quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 to those big moments of change 🌟 Whether you’re switching jobs, moving cities, or embracing a new chapter 📦, these witty gems remind us to take life’s twists with a smile 😄. Perfect for sharing or saving when you need a little humor to lighten the mood, they turn uncertainties into hilarious adventures 🎉. Ready to laugh through the chaos? Let’s dive in! 🚀

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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I’m sick of living through history!

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Making waves on YouTube:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Just shared via X:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Trending via WeChat:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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