Livin' la vida vodka!

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Commentary:
"Who needs 'Livin' la Vida Loca' when you could be 'Livin' la Vida Vodka' instead? Just remember to dance responsibly and hydrate between shots!"

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"

I love how these vegans still drink water. That's a fish's house!

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!