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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Spotted on Facebook:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Trending via Messenger:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Spotted on TikTok:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Trending via YouTube:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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38 shares on X this month:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

87 shares on Discord this month:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

78 shares on X this month:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Live now on Instagram:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Just landed via Facebook:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Making waves on X:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Freshly posted on X:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Spotted on WeChat:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Trending via Reddit:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Trending via TikTok:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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