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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,715

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Spotted on Reddit:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Making waves on Instagram:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Going viral on Threads:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Just shared via Telegram:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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30 shares on WeChat this month:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

92 shares on Threads this month:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

58 shares on X this month:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

45 shares on Threads this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,614

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Going viral on Discord:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Shared recently on Slack:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Just shared via X:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Going viral on WeChat:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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