Funny marshmallow quotes

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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  3 weeks ago

  beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow

• The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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  4 weeks ago

  anger, diet, doctor, food, humor, i, insist, marshmallow, vegetable, vegetables

• Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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  1 month ago

  humor, lightheartedness, marshmallow, roasting, self-deprecation, self-esteem, stop, yourself

• Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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  1 month ago

  before, buy, chocolate, experience, filled, food, grocery, grocery shopping, healthy, healthy food, i, impulse, impulse buy, marshmallow, me, self-control, shopping, shopping experience, temptation

• Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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  1 month ago

  autumn, clothing, cozy, fall, fall fashion, fashion, humor, marshmallow, style, transformation, warmth, where

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