Funny marshmallow quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

  Commentary:
  "Grocery shopping: where good intentions meet chocolate-filled marshmallows 🍫🤷‍♂️ Who can resist a delicious detour down the snack aisle? Just blame it on the 'grocery store temptation'! 😅"

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