Funny marshmallow quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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