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Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Just shared via Slack:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Breaking via Pinterest:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Just landed via Telegram:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Just shared via Facebook:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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87 shares on Reddit this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

72 shares on X this month:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

12 shares on X this month:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

62 shares on X this month:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Going viral on WeChat:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Spotted on Twitch:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Spotted on Threads:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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