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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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