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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.
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Feb 1, 2025
I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.
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Jan 25, 2025
If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
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Jan 25, 2025