1858 Funny me quotes

Funny me quotes are all about turning the spotlight inward β€” with a big dose of humor! πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚ Whether it’s poking fun at your own quirks, celebrating your chaos, or embracing your fabulous weirdness, these quotes prove that laughing at yourself is a true superpower. πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ’«πŸ™ƒ

1858 Funny me quotes - Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Commentary:
"Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱πŸ’₯ Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜‚ Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"

1858 Funny me quotes - Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Commentary:
Well, Satan is really putting his foot down on the whole animal sacrifice situation! 🦁πŸ”₯ It seems he's tired of being mistaken for a zookeeper instead of the King of Hell. Maybe it's time for some self-reflection and a new hobby, Satan! πŸ€”πŸ˜ˆ

1858 Funny me quotes - My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! πŸ”₯🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? πŸ’¦πŸ˜„ #FlameRetaliation

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