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12 Funny meaning quotes

Just accidentally closed a tab I've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend's sandwich VS Jill ate her friend's colon.

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Even when I look up the slang of today's kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025