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  • The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

    Commentary:
    “Isn’t it ironic that ‘abbreviation’ is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡”

  • My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life’s little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything’s more interesting when you’re searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉

  • Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

    Commentary:
    “Oops! It seems like that tab just wasn’t meant to be! 🤷‍♂️ Here’s to hoping it wasn’t too important… or too interesting! 😅 #AccidentallyOnPurpose”

  • Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the classic case of digital procrastination reaching its peak! 🙈 It’s like the ultimate showdown between intentions and the dreaded “X” button. Fear not, for in the vast ocean of the internet, tabs lost are tabs gained… eventually. Time to embark on another click-venture to find that elusive tab! 💻🔍 #TabHuntingAdventures

  • Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

    Commentary:
    “Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it’s just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow”

  • I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! 🍷😜 Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! 🥂😆”

  • A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the power of punctuation! 😄 Never underestimate the impact of a simple colon – it can turn a friendly meal into a gruesome scenario faster than you can say “punctuation matters!” 🥪😱 #WatchOutForColons

  • Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

    Commentary:
    “Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don’t take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack”

  • Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to decipher today’s slang is like trying to solve a cryptic puzzle designed by aliens 👽. You’re not alone in feeling lost in this linguistic maze! It’s a wild ride in the world of Gen Z lingo 🤯🤔 #LostInTranslation”

  • Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s brain is on a constant quest for the next mental vacation! 🧠💭 Don’t worry, your skull is doing its best to keep it grounded. Who needs meaningful thoughts when you’ve got the privilege of free-floating daydreams, right? 😉 #FloatingBrainSyndrome

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