Funny quotes meaning

12 Funny meaning quotes

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

3 months ago

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

3 months ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

3 months ago

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

3 months ago

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

3 months ago

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

3 months ago

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

3 months ago

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

3 months ago

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

3 months ago

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

3 months ago

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

3 months ago

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

3 months ago