27 Funny meant quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a performance review when you have construction foremen boosting your ego? 🚧🔨 Definitely a confidence builder! 😉 #ConstructionSiteConfidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone dropped a verbal salad all over the floor! 🥗🙊 Next time, use a fork to keep those words in check! 😉🍴

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! 🤔🍹Maybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! 🥂#BottomsUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs minimalist when you can have maximalist joy puking all over your living room? 🎄✨ Deck the halls with flashy ornaments and tinsel galore – 'tis the season to embrace the festive chaos! 🎅🤪 #JoyfulOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're aiming for that 'I will conquer the world' vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such 'sharp' and 'cutting-edge' energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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