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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Having a job ruined my life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Live now on Telegram:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Freshly posted on Slack:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Seen just now on Slack:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Breaking via YouTube:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Spotted on Telegram:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Breaking via Threads:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Making waves on Discord:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Breaking via Facebook:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Breaking via Threads:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Just shared via Twitch:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Spotted on Messenger:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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