Funny military quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic military acronym mystery – it's like cracking a code during every conversation! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Maybe next time we can throw in a prize for the most creative acronym guess! 🏆😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where we all become mail carriers overnight – delivering mail like it's nobody's business! 📬💌 Better start practicing those door-to-door delivery skills, folks! 😄 #PostmanLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

  Commentary:
  "General Settings feeling snubbed by a rebellious upgrade 🌟🛡️ No salutes for you, Mr. Settings! Looks like it's a tech showdown on our hands 🤖💥 #RebelWithoutASalute"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just like how I paid for this coffee shop, so I'm taking every latte and croissant in sight! ☕️🥐 Who needs rules when you've got a wallet, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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