Funny military quotes

• My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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  9 hours ago

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• Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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  10 hours ago

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• I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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  1 week ago

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• We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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  3 months ago

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