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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Going viral on X:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Shared recently on Instagram:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Trending via Threads:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Just shared via Slack:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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68 shares on Reddit this month:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

78 shares on Slack this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I like deadlines. They make me functional.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Going viral on Messenger:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Spotted on Reddit:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Breaking via Slack:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Shared recently on Discord:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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