40 Funny modern life quotes

• What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, collapse, collapse of Rome, comparison, historical, historical comparison, humor, life, meme, memes, modern, modern life, Rome, time

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  3 weeks ago

  attraction, front, horse, hottest, humor, life, little, modern, modern life, opportunity, tame, thing, unfortunately, us, woman

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  1 month ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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  1 month ago

  beautiful, being, celibacy, dating, due, existence, forced, frustration, horny, humor, lack, life, living, man, me, men, modern, modern life, woman, women, world, worthy, worthy man

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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  1 month ago

  civilization, collapse, coping, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, phrase, resilience, sarcasm, slang, through

• Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

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  2 months ago

  active, active search, before, crazy, crazy person, humor, impact, life, media, modern, modern life, observation, people, person, search, social, social media, technology, technology impact

• Social media is mental suicide.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, health, humor, life, media, mental, mental health, mental state, modern, modern life, network, social, social media, social network, state, suicide, technology

• What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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  2 months ago

  alive, derogatory, exclamation, expression, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, sarcasm, time

• Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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  2 months ago

  AI, assume, assumption, everyone, humor, i, just, lie, life, modern, modern life, technology

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  2 months ago

  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

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