17 Funny modern life quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

  Commentary:
  In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! 🧐💻 Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'human memory is infinite' clearly didn't have to juggle multiple passwords 😅🔐 It's like playing a never-ending game of memory with your own brain! 💭🔁 #PasswordOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Holy Family and the Wise Men can't resist scrolling through their timeline! 📱👀 Baby Jesus might need to slide into their DMs to grab their attention. 😂 #ModernNativity #TechSavvyWiseMen

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Give us this day our daily internet validation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day prayer for social media junkies 🙏🏼 May the likes be plenty and the comments be kind! Let the validation flow as freely as the WiFi! 📱💻 #BlessedByTheInternet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers 📱💔 Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? 😅 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"

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