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75 Funny name quotes

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I get ignored so much, my name should be "terms and conditions".

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome".

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

Gonorrhea would've been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

I'm at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I'm just like "whatever, I'll be Dan for a minute".

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025