165 Funny name quotes

• Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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• British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

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• In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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• If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

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• Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

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  bok, bok choy, choy, humor, name, vegetable

• Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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• “Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

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• Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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• If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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  birthday, communication, full, full name, humor, i, ID, name, question, relationship, text, things, wife

• I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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  believe, brand, business, company, company name, GoDaddy, humor, i, name, still, surprise

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