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80 Funny name quotes

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

6 days ago

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

1 week ago

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

1 week ago

They should name a personality disorder after me.

2 weeks ago

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

3 weeks ago

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

1 month ago

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

1 month ago

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

1 month ago

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

1 month ago

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

1 month ago

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

2 months ago

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

2 months ago

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

2 months ago

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

2 months ago

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

2 months ago

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

2 months ago

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

3 months ago

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

3 months ago

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

3 months ago

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

3 months ago

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

3 months ago

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

3 months ago

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

3 months ago

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

3 months ago

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

3 months ago

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

3 months ago

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

3 months ago

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

3 months ago

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

3 months ago

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

3 months ago

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