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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Spotted on Discord:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Going viral on Threads:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Trending via Discord:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Just landed via Messenger:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Funny nephew quotes

Funny nephew quotes bring all the giggles and heart-melting moments rolled into one! 😂💙 Whether they’re little troublemakers or wise beyond their years, nephews have a special way of making life brighter and way more entertaining. From cheeky antics to unforgettable memories, these quotes capture the joy and mischief that only nephews can deliver. Get ready to smile, laugh, and celebrate that awesome nephew vibe! 🎉👦✨

New funny nephew quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Commentary:
Wait, so when do we get the "cool uncle/aunt" paycheck to fund this operation? 🤔💸😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Commentary:
😂😂 "When your nephew thinks he's the king of the sandbox and you're just a lowly subject. 👑🚫🍼"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"
6 months ago
Share →: I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like someone needs a crash course in the divine ways of donuts 🍩! I mean, who in their right mind turns down a donut? Clearly, we're dealing with a doughnut novice here. Maybe we should enroll him in Donuts 101 for some much-needed education. Donut miss out on this opportunity, kiddo! 🤣 #DonutDilemma #SprinkleSomeSense
6 months ago
Share →: My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Commentary:
Looks like Alexa has reached her boiling point with the never-ending questions! 🔥🛁🍞 Who knew a toaster could double up as a 'shocking' bath companion? 😆 Looks like someone needs to give that curious nephew a break… or a waterproof advisory! 🤦‍♂️💡
6 months ago
Share →: I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Commentary:
"Sometimes we all just want to be missed like we're the only source of entertainment and snacks in the whole wide world 🚽👶💔 #nephewlove"

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Spotted on Reddit:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Making waves on Slack:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Going viral on Threads:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Shared recently on Threads:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Seen just now on Discord:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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