Funny nephew quotes

• Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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  11 hours ago

  candy, child, eating, family, helping, humor, i, lie, M&M, nephew, search, snack, yesterday

• I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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  1 day ago

  ever, family, going, gym, humor, i, inside, joke, misunderstanding, nephew, recover, said, should, sister, telling, think

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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  2 months ago

  back, call, childhood, Facetime, family, humiliating, humiliation, i, me, nephew, relationship, sharing, show, sibling, sibling relationship, technology, toy, toys, video, video call

• I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, believe, family, generosity, gift, give, humor, i, money, nephew, niece, responsibility, turn

• Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

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  2 months ago

  apparently, baby, eat, family, humor, laziness, lot, me, means, nephew, new, personality, resemblance, sleep, wants

• I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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  2 months ago

  am, child, contact, cutting, distance, family, humor, i, narcissist, nephew, relationship, sarcasm, social, social distance

• There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, baby, connect, eyes, family, i, life, LinkedIn, nephew, new, new life, something, spiritual, stop, thinking

• I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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  2 months ago

  donut, donuts, food, guy, humor, hungry, i, kids, knows, little, misunderstanding, nephew, right, thanks, think, work

• My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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  3 months ago

  advice, Alexa, bathe, family, humor, just, nephew, okay, questions, technology, toaster, told

• I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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  3 months ago

  attention, childhood, family, humor, i, just, longing, me, miss, nephew, old, someone, want, washroom, year

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