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Funny nighttime quotes

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it's nighttime.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025