Funny nighttime quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the mosquitoes were just as desperate as my kids for attention! 🦟😂 Seems like my bedtime becomes a battleground for love and blood-sucking every night! 🛌 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower"

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