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"When you realize you could be a character in someone else's simulation… Might as well request a 'working-from-home' simulation setting, right? π€πΌ #RealityCheck #SimulatedProductivity"
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- This meeting could have been an unread email.
- The lion doesnβt concern itself with the contents of your prior email.
- My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
- 9-5 is really 10-2 if youβre working remote.
- You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
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Share β: Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.” -
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Ah yes, the legendary mood-vampire colleague π§πΌββοΈ lurking in every office! They have a PhD in the science of giving you a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday… π #OfficeDrama #AvoidEyeContact -
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"Who knew that adding a touch of 'succulence' to your office emails could be the key to spicing up your Monday meetings? π΅πΌ Keep those emails tasty and juicy with a dash of succulent humor! π" -
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"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! π€βοΈ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!" -
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"Why work from home when work itself is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in the office? π¦πΌ Maybe home is where the snacks are just a few steps away and the dress code is strictly pajamas! π #WorkFromWherever" -
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"Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! π ββοΈ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? π€ͺβ‘οΈ #AntiCampaignPromise" -
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"Whoever claims there are no stupid questions clearly hasn't met my coworkers! π€ͺπ€¦ββοΈ Feel free to swing by the office for a crash course in 'questionable' inquiries. π€π" -
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Looks like someone's got the crucial role of head chew-sician π¬π Who knew chewing could be a full-time gig at a coworking space! Bet his job title is "Chief Chewing Officer." ππ¨βπΌ #LivingTheDream -
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Looks like someone found a sneaky loophole in the office pet policy! πΆβπ¦βοΈ Forget "take your dog to work day" – it's all about "take your alpaca to work day" now! Watch out, your boss might soon be giving you the side-eye during team meetings with an unexpected furry friend by your side. ππ¦π -
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"Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row ππ #IntrovertProblems"
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- Turns out that ending meetings with βhave the day you deserveβ has made me some enemies at work.
- My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
- Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?
- Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
- Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
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