Funny old age quotes

• Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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  3 weeks ago

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• When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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  1 month ago

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• Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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  1 month ago

  age, ashtray, Christmas, gift, humor, i, nostalgia, old, old age, parent, parents, saying, school

• Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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  1 month ago

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• I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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  1 month ago

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